ooh!breking the language barrier??????????

A number of years ago, Scotland were on international duty in Bulgaria. It was an important game and both TV and radio covered the event. On Radio Scotland, the job fell to Bob Crampsey with erstwhile football expert Iain Archer in tow. Bulgarian names, however, were not Bob's forte, and so he relied on Archer's tranalation.
So followed this classic altercation;

C: (off air) What's the no.4 called?
A: (")      F**k Knows!
C:  And so F**knose taking the ball on now......

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