Monday, 17 March 2014

TOP 10 HATED SOCCER PLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


While the beautiful game has given us plenty of joy and excitement, it also has its share of reviled figures who are hated for their behaviour, be it on the pitch, or off it.
10.) Marco Materazzi
Marco Materazzi will unfortunately be remembered by many as the player who ensured that there would be no glittering end to Zinedine Zidane’s career. His untimely comment regarding Zidane’s sister resulted in the French playmaker getting his marching orders (after headbutting Materazzi in response) in the 2006World Cup final. In the eyes of many, it also cost France the trophy.
9.) Jens Lehmann
The former Arsenal and Stuttgart goalkeeper has done plenty of eccentric things in his life to earn his place in this list.
Mad Jens has stamped players, relieved himself behind an advertising board, thrown water over the referee, and has been involved in a war of words with several of his colleagues. A cocky attitude- he once said that Manuel Almunia was “not in his class”, didn’t help things either.
8.) Diego Maradona
The Argentine legend was a genius in his own right and also guided his team to two successive World Cup finals.
The English hate him for the “Hand of God”, while his own selection policies as Argentina manager (not including Cambiasso and Zanetti in his squad for example) have earned him his fair share of detractors. Not to forget the whole ephedrine incident that saw him miss USA’94.
7.) Jose Mourinho
The most successful people also make plenty of enemies. And where the self proclaimed “Special One” is involved, the list is a little longer than normal.
Mourinho has never been afraid of speaking his mind, even if the remarks involved calling Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger a “voyeur” and branding Andy Johnson as “untrustworthy”.
6.) Robbie Savage
In his heydays, Savage was one of the most hated figures in the Premier League. The blond haired midfielder loved to get under the skin of opposition players and fans and has collected more yellow cards than any other player since the inception of the Premier League.
5.) Didier Drogba
The Ivory Coast skipper has been regularly accused of falling all too easily to the ground in Premier League games. Former manager Jose Mourinho has also officially labelled him a “diver”
Drogba has never been afraid of getting into confrontations with opposition players and was sent off in the 2007-08 Champions League final for slapping Nemanja Vidic.
After witnessing Chelsea’s defeat to Barcelona in the semifinals of the 08-09 Champions League, Drogba vented out his anger by shouting “It is a f****** disgrace” on camera, criticising the decisions of match referee Tom Ovrebo.
Joey Barton4.) Joey Barton
Barton has been involved in plenty of controversial incidents off the pitch that have severely affected his career on it. Trouble always seems to follow the Huyton born midfielder, who has been convicted twice for violent conduct and has admitted to being an alcoholic. He once stuck a cigar in the eye of upcoming footballer Jamie Tandy, resulting in permanent scarring for the latter. According to reports, he once tried to seduce a former model by boasting about his “attack” on former Man City team mate Ousmane Dabo.
Bad Boy Barton has been labeled a thug, yob and also a coward by various team mates and the press.
3.) Ashley Cole
Ashley earned the moniker “Cashley” when he mentioned in his autobiography that he nearly crashed his car on hearing that Arsenal were only prepared to offer him a £55,000 a week contract.
He also cheated on his beautiful wife, Geordie singer Cheryl Tweedy with a string of women that eventually lead to the two separating a few months ago. She forgave him in the beginning, but Ashley failed to learn from his past mistakes, and paid the ultimate price.
2.) John Terry
Cole’s Chelsea team mate John Terry makes it to number 2 on this list, and only because of one name- Vanessa Perroncel.
Father of two Terry had a four month affair with French model Perroncel, the girlfriend of his Chelsea mate Wayne Bridge shortly after she split from the latter. Bridge, a natural second choice to Ashley Cole in the England set up, refused to be considered for selection for the World Cup after the news broke.
While JT kept his spot in the national squad, he did end up losing the captain’s armband to Manchester United’s Rio Ferdinand.
Cristiano Ronaldo1.) Cristiano Ronaldo
The world’s most expensive player also tops our list of most hated footballers.
He was seen winking at the Portuguese bench at the 2006 World Cup following the dismissal of England’s Wayne Rooney. His fancy step over attempts, his theatrical dives, whining to the referees and excessive focus on his looks have led to the Portuguese captain having plenty of critics in the world of soccer.

TALL TALL TALL TALLLLLLLLLLLLL


Tallest Soccer Players in the World

This is a list of the tallest players currently playing professional soccer around the world.




Kristof van Hout - 2.08m - (6ft10)
Belgian Goalkeeper who plays for the Belgium Jupiler League club, Standard Liege.

Yang Changpeng - 2.05m - (6ft8½)
Chinese striker (pictured above) who currently plays for the club Three Gorges Kangtian in China. He had a one month trial with Bolton Wanderers in 2006.

Vanja Iveša - 2.05m - (6ft8½)
Croatian goalkeeper playing with Turkcell Super Lig club Eskişehirspor

Tor Hogne Aarøy - 2.04m - (6ft8)
Norwegian Striker who plays with Aalesund FK in the Norwegian Tippeligaen.

Øyvind Hoås - 2.03m - (6ft8)
The Norwegian striker plays in the second tier in Norway with Sarpsborg Sparta FK. He is also a former Norway U21 player and has been linked to Norwich City.

Kjell Petter Opheim (GK) 2.03m - (6ft8)
The Norwegian keeper currently plays for Stryn Fotball in the Norwegian 3rd division after recently playing for FC Lyn Oslo in the Tippeligaen.

Even Iversen - 2.03m - (6ft8)
The 26 year old Norwegian Defender is, as far as I can tell, currently without a club, after leaving Arctic Circle based Bodø/Glimt in the Norwegian Tippeligaen in June 2009.

Jan Koller - 2.02m - (6ft7½)
The Czech Striker is currently playing in the French 3rd division with AS Cannes after recent years with Krylya Sovetov Samara, 1. FC Nuremberg, AS Monaco and Borussia Dortmund.

Nikola Žigić - 2.02m - (6ft7½)
Serbian striker who is currently playing for Valencia in Spain. Many clubs have reportedly gone after the big man, including Tottenham Hotspur, Fenerbahçe, Man City, Werder Bremen, Barcelona and Juventus.

Paolo Acerbis - 2.02m - (6ft7½)
Italian Goalkeeper currently playing with Grosseto in Serie B after a short spell with Livorno in Serie A.

Zeljko Kalac - 2.02m - (6ft7½)
Australian Goalkeeper who was up until last season, with AC Milan in Serie A. He now plays for recently promoted Kavala in the Greek Super League. Kalac made three appearances in 1996 for Leicester City in England while playing for current Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill.

Stefan Maierhofer - 2.02 m (6ft7½) 
Maierhofer is a striker currently with Wolverhampton Wanderers in the EPL after a successful time at Rapid Wien in the Austrian Bundesliga. In 2007, Stefan was with Bayern Munich but he only managed two sub appearances before moving on.

Lazar Jovisić - 2.02m (6ft7½)
The 21 year old Serbian goalkeeper transferred to CD Nacional in Portugal in 2008.

Kevin Vink - 2.02m (6ft7½)
The 25 year old Dutch Striker plays for RKC Waalwijk in the Netherlands

Wojciech Kaczmarek - 2.02m - (6ft7½)
Polish goalkeeper who plays for Śląsk Wrocław in the Ekstraklasa

Jurgen Wevers - 2.02m (6ft7½)
Jurgen is a Goalkeeper who also plays for RKC Waalwijk in the Netherlands

Peter Crouch - 2.01m - (6ft7)
Random Fact: The Tottenham striker and his family moved to Singapore when he was 4 and lived there for a year. Early in his career he played for IFK Hässleholm in Sweden.

Dennis Lawrence - 2.01m - (6ft7)
After many years in England at Wrexham, Swansea City, and Crewe Alexandra, Dennis has moved back to his native Trinidad to play for San Juan Jabloteh.

Rob Jones - 2.01m - (6ft7)
English born Defender who recently transferred to Championship side, Scunthorpe United, after most recently playing for Hibernian in the Scottish Premier League.

Morike Sako - 2.01m (6ft7) 
Sako is with 2.Bundesliga club FC St. Pauli in Germany after short stints in the lower divisions of England at Torquay United and Rochdale.

Stefan Postma - 2.01m - (6ft7)
Dutch Goalkeeper currently with AGOVV Apeldoorn in the Dutch Second Division. He had previous stints with Aston Villa and Wolves in England.

Ben Futcher - 2.01m - (6ft7)
The 28 year old Englishman made over 100 appearances for Lincoln City before moving around to various lower league clubs. He is current playing with League Two club Bury FC.

Bertrand Bossu - 2.01m - (6ft7)
The French-born keeper has played in the lower leagues in England for many years. He signed with Scottish club Aberdeen in 2008 and has signed with Crewe Alexandra for this season.

Robert Egbeta - 2.00m - (6ft7)
U20 Nigerian Defender who is playing with Dolphins F.C. (Port Harcourt) (I Think?) in the Nigerian Premier League

Lungisani Ndlela - 2.00m - (6ft7)
Ndlela is a South African International (9 caps) who plays in the South African Premier Soccer League with Moroka Swallows.

Marcin Krzywicki - 2.00 m - (6ft7) 
Krzywicki recently move to Flota Świnoujście in Polish second division.

Jakub Dziółka - 2.00m - (6ft7)
The big defender plays with Polonia Bytom in Poland's Orange Ekstraklasa.

Adrian Rolko - 2.00m - (6ft7)
The 30 year old Central Defender plays with Czech Gambrinus Liga club FK Mlada Boleslav.

Bo Antal - 2.00m - (6ft7)
Antal, a young Hungarian goalkeeper, has recently made the leap to the Watford first team after spending a couple of years in The Hornets academy.

Ronaldo: Criticism is part of life


Ronaldo: Criticism is part of life
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Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the biggest stars on Planet Football, boasting the kind of prolific record that puts him among the finest attackers ever to play the game. Whether it be racing down either flank, leaving yet another opponent trailing with an exquisite piece of skill or adding to his phenomenal goalscoring tally, Ronaldo’s presence on the field is a guarantee of the spectacular.
Chosen among the world’s top three players on four occasions between 2007 and 2011, the 2008 winner was back in Zurich for the FIFA Ballon d’Or Gala 2012, where he came second to Lionel Messi. Shortly before the prizes were handed out at the prestigious Gala on 7 January, the Portuguese icon spoke exclusively to FIFA.com.
FIFA.com: Cristiano, over recent years you have become a regular fixture at the FIFA Ballon d’Or Gala. How does it feel to be part of the global elite once more?Cristiano Ronaldo: Very good. It’s a great honour to be nominated and it makes me very happy. It proves that I’ve maintained very high standards over my career and that can only be something to be happy about. What’s changed since the first time? I’m virtually the same guy, I’ve got a bit more experience than a few years ago but I’ve still got the same level of ambition. In general, though, I’m the same person and the same player.
Back then you were playing for Manchester United and now you’re at Real Madrid. How do the two clubs differ?They’re the best two clubs in the world and that’s why it’s always difficult to be successful with them. They’ve got positive things and less positive things. I think there’s more pressure at Madrid than at United. I’ve been here for three-and-a-half years now and I think that’s the case because everyone involved in totally focused on winning the club’s tenth European Cup. That creates a certain amount of anxiety, which can be felt at all times.
Do you think the level of expectation sometimes adversely affects on-pitch performances?
I think that, yes, the pressure is too great and that sometimes it can affect us. But we have to try and rise above it and not let what people say get to us, particularly the media, as Real Madrid get spoken about every day. At the end of the day it comes down to an individual decision, whether you want to read the papers or not. I don’t think what the papers say matters too much, so there’s no need to overdramatise the issue.
People who know me and those who’ve played alongside me know what kind of a guy I am. Those who don’t know me can say and think whatever they want.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Do you think the team’s inconsistent start to this season’s La Liga has cranked up the pressure on the club?We haven't started the championship very well for sure. We know that La Liga’s an uphill struggle for us now, but nothing’s impossible in football. We’re going to work hard, win games and see what happens. And of course, there’s the Champions League and the Copa del Rey too. There’s plenty for us to win this season.
Under the circumstances, is winning the UEFA Champions League Madrid’s main priority for this campaign?Yes, of course. Every Madridista wants that tenth European Cup – we’re more than aware of that. Last season we fell just short, which was very frustrating. Fortunately we’ve got the opportunity to set the record straight this year, though the fact we face Manchester United next makes it more difficult. It’s not going to be easy and I reckon the odds are about 50-50, but I’m still very confident.
If Real Madrid can rediscover their best form, do you think they’ll be favourites to go through?No team’s unbeatable, but when we’re at our best we’re a really good side. Manchester United have started the English championship race very well and are a long way ahead of the rest, but still, if we play the way we’re capable of, we can beat them. To do that we need to pull together and play as a team, like we’ve done in so many matches before.
Madrid’s league form has also led to protests against coach Jose Mourinho from sections of the Bernabeu faithful. What’s your opinion on that?People do protest and you have to respect that, though I think they should be a bit patient with him. To me it’s very clear that Mourinho always wants what’s best for the club and will fight to the death to defend it. All of us who work alongside him know that, but you’ve still got to show respect for the fans’ opinion. In my view he’s the best coach in the world, he’s got loads of experience and has won everything there is to win.
It’s also not unknown for spectators to take issue with you as well. Why do you think controversy sometimes surrounds you?I don’t know. I can’t answer that question with total certainty, because it’s something I’ve asked myself too. People who know me and those who’ve played alongside me know what kind of a guy I am. Those who don’t know me can say and think whatever they want. I’m able to respect those who criticise me, because I know they’ve got the wrong idea about me. You just have to learn to live with it because criticism is part of life for every footballer, for everybody in fact.
There’s been discussion recently over whether you might be changing clubs. Is that something you can see happening in the future?I want to see out my contract at Real Madrid: I’m very clear about that. After that, well, I don’t know what’ll happen in the future.
On an individual note, why do you think you’ve been so successful during your career to date?I think that it’s down to talent and the fact I’ve worked incredibly hard to achieve my objectives. You need to be humble enough to know what’s missing from your game and work towards it. Throughout my whole career I’ve always tried to learn, evolve and win trophies. I’m very ambitious, I always want to win and I’ll stay that way until I hang up my boots.
What’s more, you’ve also had some major highlights off the pitch, such as when your son was born, right?That was the best moment of my life, it makes you really proud. He makes me feel very happy and fulfilled.
Would you like him to be a footballer?He’ll do what he wants to do. Of course it’s something I’d like and I will give him a bit of a nudge towards football, but what he does will be his decision and I’ll support him in whatever he decides.
What sort of things do you enjoy doing away from football?I like to do the things I’m not able to do while I’m working, such as spending time with my family, travelling, going for walks, watching basketball, tennis and being with my son. Once I leave the pitch I put football to one side. Off the field I’d rather just be a normal guy.
Does fame get too much for you sometimes? Do you ever miss having a lower public profile?
Being a footballer has good things and other aspects that aren’t so good. You miss out on doing normal things and on certain situations that you’d experience if you weren’t well-known. But this is the profession I chose and all that’s part of the package. I don’t regret my choice in the slightest.
Finally, would you say you were happy at this point in your career?
Honestly, yes. I’m doing something I like, something that I enjoy. I know how fortunate I am and I feel very fulfilled.

.U.S. Presidential election: Cristiano Ronaldo gives Obama star billing


(CNN) -- The U.S .Presidential race is going down to the wire and with Barack Obama and Mitt Romney looking to sway those undecided voters, the U.S. president has secured the backing of an unlikely supporter -- Cristiano Ronaldo.
The Real Madrid star is widely seen as one of the two greatest footballers on the planet at present, along with Barcelona rival Lionel Messi, and knows what it takes to win, with a trophy cabinet boasting medals for the Champions League, the English Premier League as well as the Spanish League and Cup.
Never afraid to seek the limelight, the Portuguese joins former Manchester United colleague Wayne Rooney in outlining how he would exercise his vote in the U.S. elections should he have one -- with both men identifying with the White House's current resident.
"I like the way he speaks with people, his communication -- I think it's always firm what he says -- and I would like to meet him because he's an honest person," Ronaldo exclusively told CNN.
Last month, England star Rooney revealed a hitherto-unseen political interest after the third and final televised debate between the Democrat and Republic candidates.
"Watched all the presidential debates. If I had to vote, would vote Obama," tweeted Rooney, who has over five million Twitter followers.

just a BIOGRAPHY onlyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo
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Date of Birth: February 5, 1985
Height: 6'1"
Hometown: Funchal, Madeira, Portugal
In a Relationship With:
Irina Shayk
Best Quotes:
I am living a dream I never want to wake up from.
I would be very proud if, one day, I'm held in the same esteem as George Best or David Beckham. It's what I'm working hard towards.
Lots of young players have triumphed at United, so why can't it happen to me? I'm not worried that I'm young. It's an incentive to do the best I can.
I am very happy to be signing for the best team in the World, and I'm especially proud to be the first Portuguese ever to join Manchester United.
I was saluted by Sir Alex Ferguson when I was subbed and that made me very happy.
Bio:
Cristiano Ronaldo (born Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro on February 5, 1985) is a Portuguese soccer player. He is a forward for Spanish La Liga club Real Madrid and serves as a captain of the Portuguese national team. He became the most expensive soccer player in history after he moved from Manchester United to Real Madrid. His transfer was worth $131.6 million. He was the first player to win all four main PFA and FWA awards, which he accomplished in 2007. He was awarded the European Golden Shoe in 2008 and 2011. In 2008 he won three of the four main PFA and FWA trophies and was named the FIF Pro Player of the Year, World Soccer Player of the Year, Onze d’Or and the FIFA World Player of the Year. In 2008, Ronaldo also won the Ballon d’Or. He placed second in Ballon d’Or in 2007, 2009, 2011 and 2012. In 2009, he was the inaugural winner of the FIFA Puskas Award. He holds records for most goals scored in a season for Real Madrid. In January 2013 he scored his 300th club goal. He is also the first player to score against every team in a single season in La Liga. In 2010, Cristiano stripped down in a campaign for Armani underwear. In April 2013, Cristiano was named the face of Jacob & Co. watches and currently starred in the brand’s most recent campaign.
Best Known For:
Cristiano Ronaldo is best known for playing soccer.
Personal Life:
Cristiano Ronaldo has dated models Alice Goodwin and Gemma Atkinson. Since 2010, he has been dating Russian model Irina Shayk. He is a practicing Roman Catholic. On July 3, 2010, Cristiano announced the birth of his son on his official Facebook and Twitter pages and requested that the public respect his privacy. His son is named Cristiano and he has full custody of him. Cristiano’s father, José Dinis Aveiro, died of an alcohol-related liver condition at 52 in September 2005. Cristiano was 20 years old at the time. Due to his loss the soccer player does not drink alcohol. 

Wednesday, 12 March 2014

again cr7-poem

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aviero, 
Is his full name, 
But it were only his footballing skills, 
That eventually made him gather such fame; 

He gave his career, 
A tremendous start, 
And sometimes with his powerful shoot, 
He tends to tear the goal-net apart; 

He is a footballer, 
Who always strives towards success, 
And no Club in the World can buy him, 
Because his skills are priceless; 

Watching him play on the field, 
The audience tends to hoot, 
Because there is no goal-keeper, 
Who can block your powerful shoot; 

He is the man, 
Called the 'Free-Kick King', 
Because when he shoots the ball, 
It goes with an erratic swing; 

Ronaldo once truly said, 
'I'm living a dream I never want to wake up from', 
Because he is the only player, 
Who runs faster than a storm; 

When CR7 plays a game, 
He gives his team his best, 
Because he loves to earn money, 
And knows that it won't come from some Fictional Treasure Chest; 

With his technique, 
Admiration of more people he would gain, 
Because he is the World's Greatest Player, 
And till the end of time, remain; 

lio messi

Unprecedented play; 
erratic strides - I can't 
tell where this goes, 
and aptitude of no
match. Who traps the
air would you
see not? 
We do not hold the
thunderbolt's fury lest
you are crippled. 

CR7-THE SAGA


CHRISTIANO RONALDO-LIVING LEGEND

Perfection isn't enough, 
Cristiano Ronaldo would say, 
Because he is improving, 
With his practice everyday; 

Till the end of the world, 
CR7 will be the best, 
Because he can easily pass, 
Even the Football's Toughest Test; 

Playing with Real Madrid, 
Was always in his fate, 
But he can still go back to Manchester United, 
Because it's never too late; 

In the Real Madrid Top 10 Players' List, 
CR7′s name was engraved, 
Because he scored a goal, 
In every match he played; 

Fear in the minds, 
Of the opposite team's defenders' mind would stay, 
Because they cannot stop Cristiano Ronaldo, 
Even if they block his way; 

Messi is of no match, 
When to CR7 he is compared, 
Because when Ronaldo scored a goal, 
Messi helplessly stood and stared; 

TH MAD DUCK

Alex Karras, as a young kid
Did join the high school football team, 
So older brother, Teddy, did
Not further smack his self esteem, 
Using him as a punching bag.
Football or else Teddy did say.
Alex thought football was a drag, 
And Alex did not want to play.
But life with Teddy could be grim.
Football basics were kinda hard.
First day, the coach had to tell him
A jock strap is not a nose guard.

To football fame went The Mad Duck, 
Ruffled feathers and gave a pluck. 

THREE BOYS ON THEIR CYCLES

Along the quiet back streets pedalling up and down
Three boys on their bicycles in the old country town
The prime years of their lives a decade ahead
The future belong to the youth as has often been said
The magpie on a street tree is fluting his song
As three boys on their bicycles pedal along
Chatting of football stars and the fortunes of their favourite football team
To be great football players they do often daydream
With their football boots slung across the handlebars to the football oval bound
'Tis every young players dream for to be best on ground
At the famed M C G on Grand Final Day
Though that for them over a decade away
Full of young ambition and dreams of renown
They pedal along the back streets of the town. 

soccarians

Maradona, Maradona, Maradona…

This poem is dedicated to worldwide football fans.

Your left foot had the power
Of a great painter’s brush,
You made the football
To talk to your
Body’s changing moves.
Defenders all over the world
Tried to scare you, tackle you, fowl you,
Could they snatch your external body part,
A football?
You moved like a white lighting
In the dark cloud of opponent's defense;
Other strikers saw opponent's goal post,
You aimed to shoot there,
There was one word that fed you
In your entire football career –
Goal, goal, goal.
Not only Argentine fans
But football lovers worldwide
Were crazy because of you,
You were crazy for them, too.
You risked and sacrificed your body
For the enjoyment of millions of fans
Who saw unarguably best skills of
Dribbling and body movement
In entire football arena.
Some say, you are the football God,
Some say, you are the prince of football,
I say, you are a tiger
In white and Indigo stripes... 

isn't it?????????????????

This Is The Football Season

This is the football Season it is that time of year
When men in the pub talk football as they enjoy their beer
And look forward to September when one club will fly the winner's flag
The team that wins the Premiership gives their fans the right to brag.

Their wives nicknamed the footy widows their husbands at the football club
Or after work talking football with their mates down at the local pub
They take football so seriously 'tis their passion in life
The footy fan loves his football club as much as his children or his wife.

And if their team lose at the weekend they feel and look so sad
What's known as football addiction they seem to have it bad
They feel sad for their football team and the chance of four premiership points gone
But they cheer up and look forward to next weekend's game as the working week wears on.

This is the football Season football has gone to their head
And their football scarves and beanies they even wear to bed
About their team they feel so passionate as if to them it did belong
And 'tis with delight and pride in victory that they sing the club song. 

soccer poem by fred bbbin

FOOTBALL

With Apologies to Oliver Twist and everybody else.

Football, glorious football.
Don't care what it looks like -.
Burned! Underdone! Crude!
Don't care what those crooks like.
Just thinking of growing fat.-
Our senses go reeling.
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling from sitting on
the couch!
Football, glorious football!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more,
that's all that we should live for.
Why should we be fated
to do nothing but brood
on football,
magical football,
wonderful football,
marvelous football,
fabulous football,
beautiful football,
glorious football! 

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

wHAT A TRANSFER MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!

Footballer Transferred for 15 kg of Sausage Meat

A Romanian football team is apparently demanding a refund after having bought a player for a transfer fee of 15 kilos of pork sausages. Defender Marius Cioara retired a day later saying he could not face any more sausage related taunts at his expense. Cioara, who played for second division team UT Arad, was sold to fourth division Regal Hornia for the sausage meat.
After the deal a spokesman for Regal Hornia confirmed, 'We gave up the team's sausage allowance for a week to secure him, but we are confident it will be worth it. 'However, a day after the deal was leaked to the media, Cioara announced he was giving up football and had decided to flee the country.
Ananova the News agency reports that he said, 'The sausage taunts all got too much. They were joking but I would have got more from the Germans and making sausage jokes was a huge insult. I have decided to go to Spain where I have got a job on a farm.'

Saturday, 1 March 2014

player gets arrested after game for on pitch theft!

It was 1991 and the derby between Uruguay's two biggest teams was taking place: Penarol-Nacional. The incident involved Panamean international Dely Valdez (now in PSG, France) and Penarol defender Goncalves. Valdez was Nacional's striker and he was known for wearing gold chains and other jewelry on the pitch. Both players were struggling as a corner kick was about to take place for Nacional, Goncalves ripped off one of Valdez's gold-chains and hid it in his sock. Nobody in the stadium saw it but the TV cameras caught the moment, and after the game Valdez and the police were waiting for Goncalvez outside the dressing rooms. Goncalvez was arrested but the charges were later dropped as he had returned the chain.
Why did he do it? Goncalvez reply is clear and simple:
"I don't know what I was thinking"
This derby became known simply as the "golden-chain derby"

linesman hit by motor cycle helmate!!!!!!!!!

his happened on June 1996 and it was during a Penarol-Danubio game. Penarol fans were upset at the fact that their team was down 1-0 and with few minutes remaining the fans began throwing all sorts of objects into the pitch (rocks,bottles) but what finally caused the ref to suspend the game was the sight of the linesman down, a motorcycle helmet next to him: it had just hit him.

physio sent off!!!!!!!!!!!

At a club that shall rename anonimous (basically because I'm embaressed to support them). In the minor english leagues (about 10 promotions away from the premiership) last season after a dirty reckless evil dispicable challenge on one of our players (me biased? never) the physio came on patched up our player then started abusing the offending player and the ref.
The ref promtly showed him the red card and he was sent to have an early bath.


Tactical Error? 
experience By: Peter Murphy

My hometown team, non-league Cumbernauld United of Scotland, once took Kenny Dalglish on loan from Celtic way back in '69 or '70. For a few brief halcyon months they had at their disposal a player who would go on to become one the finest strikers in the world and an all-time scoring legend. So where did they play him ? In goal !! There's a picture in the club house of a young Kenny upto his knees in mud, all padded up, between the sticks looking bemused. No wonder they were non-league.

attempt to sneak inrifle!!


This occured in Uruguay for a Libertadores game between San Lorenzo of Argentina and locals Penarol, this game was held on May 1996. A group of Argentinean fans was arrested as they tried to sneek a rifle into the stadium.


Goal After Ball Bounces Back On!
experience By: Pedro Reyes

Although I wasen't around for this one, this is one of the most famous stories in Uruguayan derbys. It happened in the 1930's and after a Nacional player had hit a ball out of bounds close to the post, the ball returned back to the field thanks to a cameraman's briefcase which was left there, another Nacional player then calmly pushed it in. The referee who was standing far away though the ball had hit the post. This derby became known as "briefcase derby"
Goal After Ball Bounces Back On!
experience By: Pedro Reyes

Although I wasen't around for this one, this is one of the most famous stories in Uruguayan derbys. It happened in the 1930's and after a Nacional player had hit a ball out of bounds close to the post, the ball returned back to the field thanks to a cameraman's briefcase which was left there, another Nacional player then calmly pushed it in. The referee who was standing far away though the ball had hit the post. This derby became known as "briefcase derby"

naked man thrown in crowd!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe not so strange as amazing. At age ten, my father took me to a game between the Hungarian National Team, and the Swedish National Team. During the course of the game, the Swedish team scored, and an elated fan jumped the fence heading for the field; ripping his clothes as he went.
One of the officers stationed around the field turned his dog loose on the man. He was subdued just long enough for the officer to club his head, haul him back to the edge, and throw him back in the crowd. The officer resumed his postion as if nothing had happened. To my knowledge, that same fan did not see the rest of the game. For all I know, he may not have ever seen a game again - he didn't seem to wake-up!
Talk of fanatical!


player murders ref!!!!!!!

In a friendly practice match in Mexico during the seventies, a goalie was hassling the goalie about something or other. The player left the pitch and returned with a gun, shot the ref a point blank range killing him instantly.
[The actual story is in 'Would You Believe It Too?', a book full of rather odd - allegedly true - stories, that was published in the late 70's and should be available from good second hand stores]

toooooooooooooo strange!!!!!

It was during the 93-94 season of the Belgium championship. The home team was AA Gent. In the 5 last minutes, the goalkeeper of Gent was sent off and Eric Viscaal (Dutch player) took the place as the two substitutions had been made earlier. He had to face a penalty kick resulting from the foul of the goalkeeper sent off. And he catched it ! Not a bad kick but a great save. But AA Gent still required one goal to equalize and kept pressing. And they got a penalty kick after the regular time ! Guess who took it and scored. Yes.
Trumpet Get Keeper Banned
experience By: David Foote

Living in Birmingham we get none stop Birmingham City coverage (fantastic). About March this year, they were playing at Chester, and were 3-0 up with a few minutes to go when theie captain Liam Daish headed home a fourth. In the celebrations which followed, some Brummie fans chucked a toy trumpet on the pitch, where the players were celebrating. Daish picked up this trumpet and started playing it to the great amusement of the Brummie fans. The ref was not as amused and booked him for it, and this took him over 41 points and got him a 3 match ban. And you thought Paul Tait's "Sh*t on the Villa" T-shirt was strange....
Whisper For The Ball?
experience By: Carl Goodwin

American referees are s###e. Anyway, it's 0-0. The ball's in the air. And it's mine. I've got my eye on it, an elbow out and a knee up ready. With a roar of "GOODY'S" (that's me) I've dragged my flab to the maximum six inches into the air and met the ball full on without a challenge. Great.
The whistle blows. The following conversation ensues:
   Me:  "What's that for, ref?"
   Ref: "Ungentlemanly conduct."
   Me:  "What did I do?"
   Ref: "You're shouting too loud."
   Me:  "What?!"
   Ref: "Shouting too loud and scaring the other players" *
   Me:   Laughter
   Ref: "You can laugh, but if you do it again you're in the book"
   Me:  "Because I shouted too loud"
   Ref: "Yes"
   Me:  "OK, so can you please tell me how I should shout?"
   Ref: "Don't shout! Why do you need to shout?"
   Me:  "Well if I'm up in the air I want to call my team-mates off"
   Ref: "But there wasn't anyone near you"
   Me:  "How the f##k do I know- I'm looking at the ball. What am I supposed
        "to do - use sonar?**"
   Ref: "I don't care... just don't do it again"
A ref barely alive. We could not rebuild him. There was later a fight in the game during which the linesman called us British players 'a disgrace'.
Key to terms:
* Other players:
Eleven of the dirtiest bleeders ever to pull on a pair of footy boots. It's debatable whether a knife-wielding lunatic would have scared them, never mind a balding mid-air scouser.
**Sonar:
Spooky ability to see out of one's a###hole. Kenny Dalglish had this.

Gratifyingly curious experience
experience By: Mark Pendleton

My son plays left forward on a U-14 team here in Las Cruces New Mexico USA. Recently during the city championship tournament (which they won for their age bracket) he had a gratifyingly curious experience. He received a cross from the right forward, dribbled around the defender who was marking him and shot on goal. The keeper caught it. Now comes the curious part. My son was only about 5 yards away, and watched in wonder as the keeper set the ball down and walked away in preparation for a goal kick. Christopher decided that he'd take advantage of this "gift". He walked up to the ball, and as the goalie turned around to take his goal kick, calmy tapped the ball into the opposite corner of the goal. This was the goal which sparked a comeback from losing 4-0 to a 4-4 draw. None of us who saw this will forget it for a long time.
Parents Watch Foul-Up
eperience By: Lisa Logie

Once I was playing in a football match when one of our attackers got injured just beside the touch line. As our team was attacking at that time, she decided she would crawl off the pitch to prevent herself being caught offside. The referee marched over to the injured player and booked her for leaving the park without permission. However she was booked for persistent fouling. Once she had recovered she walked back onto the field, so the referee summoned her over and sent her off, for even more persistent fouling! That was the only match her parents had ever seen her play in! Needless to say they have never been back!

who ate all the pies??????????

Once, Newtownards football club were playing a match against Ballycastle junior farmers, in the bass Irish cup. The crowd was about 100 in total. Nearby, a pie baking competition was taking place. A man named Douglas Saulters had taken surprise first place, with a beef and apricot pie, his rival, Bernie Botmann, was irate at the judges decision, and stormed out of the contest. He drove to the football ground to calm down. However, he decided to get rid of the pies, and, in a rage, threw at the footballers. Johnny Mccreadie, the Ballycastle forward, who was a bit fat, halted an attack to bend over to sample the pieman's wares. suddenly, the crowd began to sing "who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies, you fat bas****, you fat bas****, who ate all the pies? and this was how that famous song was begun!!!

cunning back pass

Ronnie Whealen playing for Liverpool against Southampton 1987..The game was going Liverpools way so they decided to calm it down a bit and pass the ball around the defence, In his wisdom, Ronnie decided to pass the ball back to Brucey in goals, but instead of a simple pass the guy goes and lobs him from over 60 yards out. Liverpool drew the game 2-2.
Ref Refuses To Waste Cross 
experienc By: Merten Hellqvist

In a match in my local league we played terrible football. Then a team-mate of mine did a great crossball into the penalty area and the ref went up and did a tremendous header in the corner of the goal. Afterwards he told us that we played so bad that he had to score the goal, because none of us probably woulldn't score and he didn't want such a nice crossball to get lost!

defending the wrong goals???????????

It concerns a match played around Dec '93-Feb '94 between Barbados and Grenada in some cup competition. Barbados needed to win the game by two clear goals in order to progress to the next round. Now the trouble was caused by a daft rule in the competition which stated that in the event of a game going to penalty kicks, the winner would be awarded a 2-0 victory.

With 5 minutes to go, Barbados were leading 2-1, and going out of the tournament. Then, when they realised they were probably not going to score against Grenada's massed defence, they turned round, and deliberately scored an own goal, to level the scores. Grenada, themselves not being stupid, realised what was going on, and then attempted to score an own goal themselves. However, the Barbados players started defending their opponents goal to prevent this. In the last five minutes, therefore, spectators were treated to the incredible sight of a team defending their opponents goal against attackers desperately trying to score an own goal!

Eventually, the game did go to penalties, which Barbados won... Apparently it was televised live.

Saw the game, 5 goals, but missed them all!
exprience By: Dicky Davies

A friend of mine went to a Reading match a few years ago now and although the Royals won 4-1 he managed to miss all five goals. How, I hear you ask, well... due to late arrival he missed the first goal. Due to his craving for a burger and the long queue he missed two goals, one just before half-time and one after, the last goal he missed because he left early, but the real cracker in this story is he actually managed to miss a penalty, as the bloke ran up to take it, he dropped one of his gloves and bent down to pick it up!!!

two yellow but no red!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a world cup match years ago, some australian or american guy got booked by the ref Later on he got booked again but the ref didnt realise for about 10 mins that it was the same bloke Once he did realise he then sent him off - strange but true!!

Halifax Supporter Wins Top Colchester Prize! 
experience By: Mark Nettlingham

I went to a football match between Colchester and Halifax (At colchester) and it was a 1-1 draw.
Halifax were winning and then Colchester got a penalty and equallised. Strange but true.
An interesting digression : There was a competition at the game whereby the spectators had to predict the crowd attendance. My Dad, the only Halifax supporter there, won the prize - A Colchester United tankard.

ooh!breking the language barrier??????????

A number of years ago, Scotland were on international duty in Bulgaria. It was an important game and both TV and radio covered the event. On Radio Scotland, the job fell to Bob Crampsey with erstwhile football expert Iain Archer in tow. Bulgarian names, however, were not Bob's forte, and so he relied on Archer's tranalation.
So followed this classic altercation;

C: (off air) What's the no.4 called?
A: (")      F**k Knows!
C:  And so F**knose taking the ball on now......

:)

Dribbled From A Free Kick 
experience By: Edward Holt

My brother and I were watching a soccer match (I have since forgotten who the teams were, but I believe it was Spanish soccer) where a man while dribbling was tripped and had a direct kick called near midfield. The man promptly picked himself up, set the ball down for the free kick, ran up to it then began to dribble the ball again! He didn't pass until the third or fourth touch, and no referee stopped the match.

spectcular own goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ancient one this but here goes. The Goalkeeper makes an absolutely storming save and goes to throw the ball out the ball slips as he throws it and ends up in the net behind him for a spectacular own goal.

don't shoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While surfing through the 90 billion TV channels they have here in the states I came upon a spanish channel with football highlights anyway they were showing the start of the game. Then some idot ran onto the pitch with a gun as everybody scrambled for their life the guy shot and killed ........... the BALL!!!

lost to the whistle

I was watching a Mexican league game in T.V. Suddenly, a guy from the crowd blew a whistle, and all the players stopped thinking the whistle was the referee's. A defender grabbed the ball with his hands (in his own area) and so the ref called a penalty! The goal was scored and it was really funny...
Maine Road - No Chickens Please! 
experience By: Jeremy Poynton

Listening to Rradio 5 this morning, and they suddenly say, "Right, we are off to Manchester now to interview Neil Riley, the Maine Road 'Chicken Man'". Apparently he has been taking a ready-to-roast chicken to home games for ages, to join in the celebrations when a goal is scored and to cheer the team on - ie, he waves it about his head, gets it to clap it's wings or legs together, sings chants to Uwe Rooster, and so on. The chicken, I believe is (was) always called Frank.
Now, apparently, some people have complained about it, and he has now been banned from bringing the chicken to games. I must point out that it is a fresh chicken for each game, as he takes it home after and they eat it ("Bit of a downer for the bird", he noted :-) ). He did say that he has a stuffed pheasant at home he was thinking of bringing as a replacement, but he thought it would probably get the same treatment.
I also recall a set of English supporters who apparently travel to one of the lower division Scottish clubs with a frozen fish (Called Eric); the fish would always have it's own seat, but again, I think the club in question (can anyone out there verify this ?) objected.
Ball Boy Sent Off 
experience By: Jeremy Poynton

I was at a game at Aston Gate a couple of years ago, in which one of the BALL BOYS got sent off; I think it was against Notts County, and there was a lot of niggle going on. Anyway, a ballboy started to give one of their players the benefit of his opinions whenever he went near the touchline, and shortly the ref ran over, had a word with the lad, and sent him off.
To my knowledge this is the only case recorded of a ballboy getting a Red card.

phone at match

Fake Phone At Match
experience By: Mark Nettlingham

At a football game recently, I was angered to have to stand next to a man on a mobile phone. He spent hardly any time watching the match, and I was amazed to hear him wheeling and dealing on his phone.
Not surprisingly, there was a medical emergency, and when we asked to borrow his phone, he had to tell us that it wasn't connected. Bloody pretentious git.